Talk Like a Pirate Day: Jokes, Jargon & Dress-Up Fun!
Ahoy, mateys! September 19 is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, and it’s the perfect excuse to break out your best “Arrrrr!” Whether you’re at work, in school, or just chatting with friends, today’s the day to sprinkle some pirate flair into your conversations.
Pirate Joke of the Day
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he kept getting lost at C! 🏴☠️
(Perfect for sharing at lunch or over Zoom calls!)
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: You’d think it’s R, but his first love be the C! 🌊
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook?
A: An arm and a leg! 🏴☠️
Q: Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank?
A: They just wash up on shore! 🌴
Impress Your Crew with Pirate Sayings
Need a few pirate-y phrases to make your mates laugh? Try these on for size:
“Ahoy, matey!” → Hello, friend!
“Shiver me timbers!” → I’m surprised!
“Avast!” → Stop and pay attention!
“Yo ho ho!” → Pirate cheer.
“Scallywag.” → A mischievous person.
“Weigh anchor!” → Time to get moving.
Drop a few of these in conversation and you’ll be the captain of the day.
Pirate Dress-Up Ideas
Talk Like a Pirate Day is even more fun if you look the part! Whether you’re helping the kids dress up for school or you want to show up at work in pirate style, costumes make it extra festive.
For Kids: Kids’ Pirate Costume on Amazon (affiliate link) – complete with hat, eye patch, and a touch of swagger. Pirate Costume for Kids – Because every little one deserves their “Arrr!” moment.
For Adults: Look for costumes with bold red sashes, tricorn hats, and boots. Some even come with toy swords for full effect! (I’ll be adding my favorite adult picks here as soon as I finish raiding the Amazon costume chest.)
Spooktacular Creations Men’s Pirate Costume, Adult Pirate Shirt Vest Viking Pants Hat Set. Great complete kit—shirt, vest, pants, hat included. Looks festive and decent quality for casual/fun use. Fabric is costume grade (not heavy duty), may need adjustments for fit. Amazon affiliate link.
Verceco Women’s Pirate Costume (Renaissance style, with corset & skirt + belt). The corset adds dramatics, good for photo-ops or themed events. The Renaissance pirate look is always a hit. Amazon affiliate link.
There are so many different pirate costumes available that it’s hard to choose!
🧰 Tips for Choosing a Great Costume
To level up from “just cute” to “wow, that’s pirate-class,” here’s what to look for and include:
- Layered pieces: A vest or waistcoat + shirt + sash = richer look than a one-piece.
- Hat: Tricorn or floppy pirate hat makes a huge difference. If the ones in the set are flimsy, see if you can upgrade or DIY.
- Accessories: Eye patch, bandana, toy sword, belt with buckle, maybe a fake parrot. These help turn basic into authentic pirate without breaking the bank.
- Colors & textures: Reds, blacks, browns, gold trim. Textured fabrics (lace, velvet, brocade) if possible for more visual interest.
- Fit: Costume-grade sizes vary. If the costume is loose, it still looks good; tight is risky unless you know your measurements.
Set Sail into Fun
Whether you share a joke, try out some pirate jargon, or go all-in with a costume, National Talk Like a Pirate Day is a lighthearted way to brighten up your week.
Fair winds and following seas, mateys!
xoxo, Dana ⚓
